Wil's Got Answers!

[alt_wagstaff]

Got a question in the post today and thought I oughta answer this one.

I'm sort of small and don't weigh as much as most, so all my life people've been shoving me about. Only now there's this one bloke I have to see everyday and he's always following me about and twirling his wand like, and looking at me so I know he's planning something. And as soon as I have to go somewhere off away from other people, then he's there and hexing me. It's happened seven or eight times in a month, even though I try never to go off by myself anymore. Sometimes you just have to. Anywiz, I'm hoping you'll know something I can do to keep safe from him. Do I have to give my name? Maybe you could just call me Small? (If you write about me, I mean.)

First off, Small, that's some owl yeh've got! Tried to take my fingers off, she did! In fact, come to think of it, that could be yer answer right there: just send that bird after the blighter an see if he bovvers yeh again!