Ask Ol' Wil

[alt_wagstaff]

Can't answer all yer letters, but keep 'em comin. I'll get to some of 'em as I can, and maybe yeh'll be one o the lucky ones, yeah?

Here's one from Nelda in Truppe-over-Style.

Dear Wags,

My boyfriend won't propose. Says he's not ready. Mum says I should leave him, but I can't do. I love him. And I mean forever. What would you do if you were me?

It's like this, Nelda, luv: if I were you, I'd've had a better business plan than gettin some bloke to push'n'shove me. But if yer really set on 'im, then you might think about a Hobblin Hex. Then tell him, it'll hold til you give the ol' finite one way or t'other. That oughta help him feel ready, see?